Na 20 jaar is de televisiesoap Dallas terug op de Nederlandse tv. Met eindelijk onze favoriete schurk weer in actie. Daarom de tien beste oneliners van Larry Hagman verzameld:
• “Once you get rid of integrity, the rest is a piece of cake.”
• “A conscience is like a boat or a car. If you feel you need one, rent it.”
• “A marriage is like a salad: the man has to know how to keep his tomatoes on the top!”
• “Never tell the truth when a good lie’ll do!”
• “Mary Lee, if you don’t hurry, someone else is gonna get your street corner!”
• “Revenge is the single most satisfying feeling in the world!”
• “All that matters is winning.”
• “Why don’t you have that junior plastic surgeon you married design you a new face? One without a mouth!”
• “There’s nothing like the smell of money to get the relatives out of the woodwork.”
• “I’m J.R. Ewing, I don’t get ulcers, I give ’em!”
